Review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage

xXx: Return of Xander Cage was released on January 5, 2017.
It had a budget of $85 million and managed to make $346.3 million.
That’s more than 4 times the capital.

The first 5 minutes of the movie was about Augustus Gibbons trying to recruit Neymar Jr.
Then, a satellite crashed, giving the impression that both died when they did not.
It’s because of that, Xander Cage gotta appear and save the day LOL.

About half an hour later, there’s a character known as Nicky Nicks Zhou aka the hood.
I literally LOL-ed when I saw his description:
“Dated Taylor Swift And Lady Gaga” LOLOL…
If you’ve dated Taylor Swift and she didn’t write a song about you, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta stop living in your illusion hahahahahax!
I know it’s just a movie, but it’s hilarious ok hahahax…

It reminds me of people who keep imagining themselves because friends with the damsel and talking to the damsel etc.

Another 20 minutes passed and there’s this scene where a motorbike transformed itself.
The water bike that skied on water is real and that’s because of the water skis that’re attached to each wheel.
The body double was an Australian stun rider who’s now based in America known as Robbie Maddison.

Yeah, I went to research and watched the videos.
Cool, but dangerous.

Another half an hour passed, the main characters were about to die as they’ve all ran out of bullets.
Guess what?
Darius stone appeared, he spent last 11 years waiting for someone to dial 9.
He killed everyone and at the end of the day, things go back to “normal”.

How is “normal” even being defined?

Anyway, I like this part the most.
Augustus Gibbons attended his own funeral and he successfully recruited Neymar Jr.

What happen if you could witness your own funeral?
If you did not die (literally) but everyone spread that you have, how will you feel?

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