Female 1: Why don’t you get a boyfriend?
Female 2: I can’t take it when people ask “what are you doing?” or “where are you now?” like every single hour.
Male: That’s why we Singaporean guys are very practical.
Female 2: huh?
Male: Cause HDB is the ultimate Pokéball.
Female 1: What’s the link?
Male: When she’s at home, there’s no need for me to ask where is she or what she is doing because I can see.